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31 July 2008 @ 03:00 pm
Hello guys!
I read the first chaoter twice, because I couldn't believe it!! xDD
Now I have a little request. Who does have the pages of Jacob's POV? Somehow the sendspace aren't working anymore. Does somebody wants to be nice and re-upload all pages in one zpi file or something like that?
Pretty please, I think I speak for some of you.
Thank you very much and: LOL to Reneesme/Nessie! *laughs till death*
31 July 2008 @ 08:10 am
someone PLEASE message me the link to the PDF
31 July 2008 @ 01:38 am
So i'm reading book 2 jacob stuff and let me just say that i've always been a little more of a wolf girl and this just solidifies my standing. the wolves are just more real. anywayz, the part where jacob sees bella pregnant for the first time is just so fanfic-y.! bd is the fanfic-iest out of teh whole bunch! every person on ff.net who wrote a bedward bb fic can now consider their shit canon. LOLZ all around.

edit: BTW, i'm a total softy and even though it's fanfic-y i actually love it! just the bb thing....no, but much love to nessie anyway. so much fail it's good!
30 July 2008 @ 09:30 pm
For those who aren't reading BD scans (*highfive!* ... no high five? damn, i am alone), the spoilers are definitely confirmed. Today's Breaking Dawn quote:

Jacob: "I'll kill you myself! I'll do it now!" bitch better not be talking to rosalie

has been spotted in the scans, which officially seals the deal. Unless one clever twat (not Twat, notice there's no capitalization. SOMETIMES IT IS JUST A WORD) has telepathy they haven't told me about.

So yeah, there we go. Breaking Dawn is really this awesome, Meyer is really this fail. BD officially now falls under the category of It's So Bad It's Good and will be the best waste of my money I could ever imagine.


Let's get some wine in here, and champagne for the light drinkers, maybe some blood for Bella, formula for Nessie, and placenta for Jacob.
Yahoo!Answers asks: Nessie Cullen: Will She Sparkle? among many other pressing and important issues. It's good to know we've got fans out there asking the really important questions.

I kind of wonder too. I hope Bella gives birth near the glass wall of the Cullen house and it's a sunny day.

Jacob: Dear God! Heaven's light is shining from between her legs!
Bella: I bet you say that to all the girls.

I love this answer:

So I think she'll drink blood for nine months, then eat regular food once Jacob imprints on her.

As if imprinting somehow affects what food she eats. I'm sure little one-minute-old Nessie is so self-conscious of her eating habits around her beloved, she'll just commit to animals right then and there.

NESSIE DESKUSHUN: What color will Nessie's eyes be? Will she have Edward's perfect stony chest or Bella's long legs? And, most importantly, will she sparkle?

I wouldn't be surprised if just her eyes sparkled or something. New realms of stupid that I have absolutely every faith in.
Or, y'know, not.

Our story took place on a dark and stormy night, somewhere not so very far from here. Wind swept through the trees like a brigade of swiffering housewives, and the branches rattled the window panes. A Twilight fan huddled in her basement for warmth, drawn to the luminescence of her computer screen as though it were a flickering flame. She was in great pain: her lungs ached from laughing so hard, and her voice was hoarse from screaming "FAIL!" into the night. Just when it appeared things could not get any better, she logged onto mmmcradle to encounter horror...

mmmcradle has over 100 members!

Meyer's fail really does draw people with the same force that a restraining order repels TwiMoms, doesn't it?

Thanks for joining guys, from both me and lastupenda! The discussion and lulz have been great so far! Hard to believe this comm was only made about twenty-five hours ago.

That said, I'll be out of town for the next four days and away from a computer. I know! D: How will I know if the spoilers are confirmed? Don't worry. Right now I'm working on a system of pulleys, radio waves, and a mild form of telepathy. I'll get back to you with the finalized schematics.

So I thought I'd take this opportunity to ask how you feel about what Breaking Dawn has thus far amounted to, as a whole. Are you like me and eagerly awaiting the fallout and scorn this will earn Meyer? Are you a serious fan who feels betrayed by Meyer's fail? Are you an eskimo who's run out of winter firewood, and just can't wait for something new to burn?

I was sure I had something to say but I forgot it. Probably something to do with the fact that Edward's a walking sperm bank. O WELL. OH WAIT I REMEMBER NOW.

Completely abusing mod power here to ask a personal question (but god knows the rules of this community are loosely defined at best, and held up with about as much vigor): Do you think a Twilight rewrite can be written in third person without losing something from the story? Because I'm seriously considering doing one, but I hate first person with the fiery passion of a thousand useless spermicides.

And since I won't be here the day of the Breaking Dawn release: After BD comes out and spoilers are considered less literally spoilers, feel free to treat mmmcradle as a general Breaking Dawn loling community. But spoiler warnings should probably be issued for anything not on the established list of spoilers which I'm updating right now. Also, please save the mods some time and tag your own posts!

Thanks again, guys!
30 July 2008 @ 06:33 pm
Apparently there's some srs business going down with Stephenie's lawyers, so from now on all links to spoiler material (scans, et cetera) must be f-locked.

Also, class act, Stephenie. That's really taking a stand. The fact that you've got legal action going, yet haven't refuted any of the spoilers, is awesome news for me. :'D
30 July 2008 @ 08:50 pm

30 July 2008 @ 02:09 pm

(I should really, really get some work done today. But I cannot! The lulz! The lulz!)