Or, y'know, not.Our story took place on a dark and stormy night, somewhere not so very far from here. Wind swept through the trees like a brigade of swiffering housewives, and the branches rattled the window panes. A Twilight fan huddled in her basement for warmth, drawn to the luminescence of her computer screen as though it were a flickering flame. She was in great pain: her lungs ached from laughing so hard, and her voice was hoarse from screaming "FAIL!" into the night. Just when it appeared things could not get any better, she logged onto mmmcradle to encounter horror...
mmmcradle has over 100 members!
Meyer's fail really does draw people with the same force that a restraining order repels TwiMoms, doesn't it?
Thanks for joining guys, from both me and lastupenda
! The discussion and lulz have been great so far! Hard to believe this comm was only made about twenty-five hours ago.
That said, I'll be out of town for the next four days and away from a computer. I know! D: How will I know if the spoilers are confirmed? Don't worry. Right now I'm working on a system of pulleys, radio waves, and a mild form of telepathy. I'll get back to you with the finalized schematics.
So I thought I'd take this opportunity to ask how you feel about what Breaking Dawn has thus far amounted to, as a whole. Are you like me and eagerly awaiting the fallout and scorn this will earn Meyer? Are you a serious fan who feels betrayed by Meyer's fail? Are you an eskimo who's run out of winter firewood, and just can't wait for something new to burn?
I was sure I had something to say but I forgot it. Probably something to do with the fact that Edward's a walking sperm bank. O WELL. OH WAIT I REMEMBER NOW.
Completely abusing mod power here to ask a personal question (but god knows the rules of this community are loosely defined at best, and held up with about as much vigor): Do you think a Twilight rewrite can be written in third person without losing something from the story?
Because I'm seriously considering doing one, but I hate first person with the fiery passion of a thousand useless spermicides.
And since I won't be here the day of the Breaking Dawn release: After BD comes out and spoilers are considered less literally spoilers, feel free to treat mmmcradle
as a general Breaking Dawn loling community. But spoiler warnings should probably be issued for anything not on the established list of spoilers
which I'm updating right now. Also, please save the mods some time and tag your own posts!
Thanks again, guys!