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01 August 2008 @ 10:52 am
Is that true Stephenie made a parody of Breaking Dawn? that's the book we are all reading by now?
I heard the true version of Breaking Dawn is not even print yet.
That would explain the "Renesme"...name...thing...
The pen is the tongue of the mind.: dayfandomdiedmollywobbles867 on August 1st, 2008 09:01 am (UTC)
No, it's printed. It comes out in less than 24 hours. Stores have had it for weeks and a couple sold it early.

She made a parody for her publisher for lulz to show how she could piss us off.

I honestly think that the parody is better than this and is probably good. lol
Mandy!: spockepicjazzhandsrainbowstrlght on August 1st, 2008 09:21 am (UTC)
If the parody has either Edward/Bella dying, it would definitely be better. Anything sans The Nessie, actually. I'm honestly not that picky.

harmo27 on August 1st, 2008 09:24 am (UTC)
sans Nessie? tu serais pas français toi par le plus grand des hasards?
Nope...I've been thinking about this a lot...In the parody, Bella'd have a child, a boy, Charcarlisle...and Jacob'd be gay...yeah, that rocks...
Carringtonwheezysgal on August 1st, 2008 12:23 pm (UTC)
I've been wondering what could possibly be in the parody - all the crack seemed to be used up for the legit book!
arediccion on August 1st, 2008 05:09 pm (UTC)
hahaha yesssss that rocks!
Mandy!: cakeordeath?rainbowstrlght on August 1st, 2008 07:08 pm (UTC)
I speak really horrible, disjointed, one-word French. LOL. Sorry. ;)

If Jacob was gay, it would totally rock my world... and then Charcarlisle would kill me dead. XD

ex_darkklin on August 1st, 2008 09:02 am (UTC)
OMG LOL ! If that is true...No impossible I don't want believe that ! no, no, no. where did you see that?
harmo27 on August 1st, 2008 09:04 am (UTC)
that was in bd_spoilme ...I think...but I'm sure I've seen it...
ex_darkklin on August 1st, 2008 10:45 am (UTC)
Ah Thanks. You believe in it? In my point of view I think the book available on the Net is truth :D I believe it but in 2 days will have the real book in my hands ;-)

And you ?
Mandy!: spockepicjazzhandsrainbowstrlght on August 1st, 2008 09:12 am (UTC)
As blissful as that would be - no, the version we've all read is real, and is what's being sold tomorrow. :(
harmo27 on August 1st, 2008 09:13 am (UTC)
I don't think I can handle this...
Echoecho_0 on August 1st, 2008 11:53 am (UTC)
I've heard this question too many times for my own comfort (and faith in humankind).

Sorry, but no. If a book, which is over 700 pages long and will probably be selling loads of copies tonight at midnight and early tomorrow morning, is coming out tomorrow, it must be in print already.

If you want a faint glimmer of hope, pray that it's just a fake copy zooming around. but even that is unlikely.
your favorite flavor of insufferable: Book Lustkathrynthegr8 on August 1st, 2008 12:47 pm (UTC)
What you read is the real deal, sorry.
kikimermaid on August 1st, 2008 01:39 pm (UTC)
F***, so this wasn't a nightmare?
Anastasianotoriousreign on August 1st, 2008 03:14 pm (UTC)
I heard of that in the Entertainment Weekly issue... but I don't think this is fake. People have grabbed it from their bookstores--what the hell kind of author sends fakes even to small bookstores? o.O
Then again, Meyer's the one who blames the READER when we don't see what she or the fangirls see. You never know.
karlapotter09karlapotter09 on August 1st, 2008 03:28 pm (UTC)
nop. this BD is the real one im afraid.
Brendanewfoundglory26 on August 1st, 2008 04:29 pm (UTC)
I agree with you that "Reneesme," out of everything, screams fake. But no, no SM just lost her mind.

I wonder what her kids names are? Poor things...
forgetful fanny!septimus on August 1st, 2008 06:36 pm (UTC)
Brendanewfoundglory26 on August 1st, 2008 06:54 pm (UTC)
Yeah, or Stephancho...
Bettabetta329 on August 1st, 2008 04:55 pm (UTC)
i doubt this is the parody as it includes so many of the daily quotes. she is not that thorough.
(no subject) - lemmonsugar on August 1st, 2008 05:07 pm (UTC) (Expand)
okazakiakane on August 1st, 2008 05:23 pm (UTC)
God what's with all of these, "THE BOOK MUST BE FAKE!" comments? It's starting to piss me off. I mean, I know that it's god awful and you don't want it to be true, but guess what.



These keep popping up and it's irritating.
mystic_scribe: wearymystic_scribe on August 1st, 2008 06:28 pm (UTC)
Quit with the conspiracy theory crap. There is no "fake" book that was sent out to stores to be bought by the public to "throw people off the trail." That would constitute fraud, which is illegal, and the publisher and author would be sued, aside from the obvious criminal charges. Copies were shipped to merchants. Said merchants put them on the shelves. People bought said book. Book was so hilariously bad, spoilers appeared for those of us who deply enjoy Schaden freude.
Maerhysmaerhys on August 9th, 2008 04:46 am (UTC)
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