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31 July 2008 @ 09:10 pm
HELP!!!  
What the hell?,!ç?
I heard a rumour...nothing but a rumour...
Apparently, Edward will ask Jacob to...er...make love with Bella so that she could have a baby...
Is that true?
please, just tell me it's not...
please...
please? 
 
 
 
TANA PROMA ?!siriuslyinluv71 on July 31st, 2008 07:12 pm (UTC)
Yes that is sadly true. Stupid self sacrificing vampire!
harmo27 on July 31st, 2008 07:29 pm (UTC)
What the helc,ecvizoebvezuorbvzgezobvievobzviucvziuc
I think I'm a little bit overwhelmed...sorry...
TANA PROMA ?!: Edwardsiriuslyinluv71 on July 31st, 2008 07:38 pm (UTC)
I BET. I love Edward to death, when he said that, I was crying. Stupid Meyers. I swear she abuses Edward to no end!!!
lizterrylizterry on July 31st, 2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
Yup. He wanted Bella to have a baby with Jake instead of having the monster baby.
what you were is what I've come to be: twilighthoneyxsoxsweet on July 31st, 2008 07:16 pm (UTC)
trufax, unfortunately.
Amy, Esq.: Edward Bella prom crazy beautifulwm_law2003 on July 31st, 2008 07:17 pm (UTC)
NOOOOO!!!!
mattie9090 on July 31st, 2008 07:28 pm (UTC)
All goes to show who is the better man. Or wolf, really.
bree.xxlullabies on July 31st, 2008 07:29 pm (UTC)
uhm. wtf.
weird.
Gigi: pirates~miss_strange on July 31st, 2008 07:31 pm (UTC)
Sadly, yes. It's true.

In the words of Jacob, he is asked to lend his "stud services."

Haha, probably the grossest thing I've ever read. XD
Gigimiss_strange on July 31st, 2008 07:37 pm (UTC)
... Okay, probably not the grossest. The whole book is filled with some weird and sick shite.
ɱαɴɓʘɏ ♉ ƈℋєყ: drama-definitionlalachoy on July 31st, 2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
It really makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, huh? :|
harmo27 on July 31st, 2008 07:39 pm (UTC)
No but...there's no way Bella could do this!!
no!!!
absolutely not!
never!
...
...
there is?
Ashley Brownladydemando on July 31st, 2008 08:10 pm (UTC)
she declined it right away
Anastasianotoriousreign on July 31st, 2008 07:41 pm (UTC)
Oh, well that explains how she got pregnant in the first place.
Still, wtf? I thought she didn't wanna be an unwed mother.

Know what? We'll know by tonight or even tomorrow. xD
dropofmoon117dropofmoon117 on July 31st, 2008 07:46 pm (UTC)
Actually we already know. Last nights qoute of the day matched one of the qoutes from the online leak. =[
Anastasianotoriousreign on July 31st, 2008 07:50 pm (UTC)
Yeah? Well, then--Meyer is just that screwed up.
Apparently when Edward and Bella had sex after their wedding night she woke up with bruises all over her body. Yes, that's not... abussive at all. o.O
Ashley Brownladydemando on July 31st, 2008 08:11 pm (UTC)
uh please keep in mind he's a vampire he's obviously stronger than her, of course she's going to have bruises--bruises that he felt awful and beat himself up for like 15 pages about
harmo27 on July 31st, 2008 08:14 pm (UTC)
How do you know that she declined it right away?
gosh where is the rest of this stupid book II?
***gasp***
Anastasianotoriousreign on July 31st, 2008 08:17 pm (UTC)
Sometimes I wonder if this is all just a hoax, but I've read someone sporking the second chapter... and it looks like SMeyer's writing. Nobody can fake crap like that. =/
jumelles_mach6jumelles_mach6 on July 31st, 2008 08:46 pm (UTC)
yeah it's real this comm has been passing out scans like nobodies business. bella did decline though. no worries.
harmo27 on July 31st, 2008 08:59 pm (UTC)
How do you know all this stuff guys? Is it in the 14first chapters? or what? ***gasp***
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harmo27 on July 31st, 2008 08:50 pm (UTC)
Yeah. definitely. This is bad. Really bad.
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harmo27 on July 31st, 2008 08:55 pm (UTC)
Yeah and so am I. Freaking out. The hell I am. Seriously.
mattie9090 on July 31st, 2008 10:49 pm (UTC)
I miss Twilight.
rockpapershizzle: TimeRunningOutrockpapershizzl on August 1st, 2008 12:35 am (UTC)
Me too. :[
imgonerayerei on August 1st, 2008 01:27 am (UTC)
Me three.
rockpapershizzlerockpapershizzl on August 1st, 2008 12:34 am (UTC)
I wanted to slap Edward at that part! Its weird, I was Team Edward in Eclipse and wanted to slap Jacob. Now, in Breaking Dawn, I'm totally Team Jacob and want to slap Edward. Damn it SMeyer for conflicting my feelings towards fictional characters!
xshinebrighterx: pic#77482218xshinebrighterx on August 1st, 2008 01:19 am (UTC)
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
DO JACOB AND BELLA HAVE SEX?
DOES SHE GET PREGNANT WITH JAKE'S BABY, NOT DAZZLE BOY?
I'M ALL CONFUZZZED.
what you were is what I've come to be: pic#77715862honeyxsoxsweet on August 1st, 2008 02:16 am (UTC)
she gets knocked up by the sparkly peen
but the monster baby is killing her so Edward is like:
HAY JAKE IF SHE WANTS BABIES TELL HER YOU'LL GIVE THEM TO HER SO SHE'LL ABORT THIS MONSTER THAT'S KILLING HER
and Jake's like WTFNO
harmo27 on August 1st, 2008 08:36 am (UTC)
New rumour...
Si that's it huh?
Stephenie Meyer made a parody of Breaking Dawn...
that's it? isn't it? Gosh please...
Maerhysmaerhys on August 9th, 2008 04:50 am (UTC)
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